Suicidal Bunnies!

Awesome.

Just Desserts, Indeed

I hope this isn't a hoax, and though I am repulsed by the ruling that would potentially allow this to happen, the irony of it is entirely too delicious.

I'm A Cow

Moo.

In The Jungle

Cute.

Discount Flame Thrower

Needless to say, this thing has 'Darwin Award Winner' written all over it.

Still, it looks pretty cool. You could probably retrofit it with some more stable/sturdy parts to make it safer...or at least less likley to melt/asplode/send-you-to-the-hospital-burn-unit.

He Bite Me In The Vagina

Well then.

And, WTF is up with a dog getting a vasectomy instead of de-balling?

Batman Begins Is Good

Except for one thing, the guy who killed his parents is supposed to become the Joker eventually...but they killed him in this movie. Oh well, one plot mistake compared to the thousands in Star Wars ain't bad I suppose.

GUILTY!!!

These two sorry sons of bitches need to burn. Unfortunately, they'll probably end up in endless appeals or get a slack sentance. My hope, though, is that they both spend a lot of time in prison getting their rectums enlarged.

George Lucas....

...is quite possibly the single worst movie director of all time. I just got back from seeing Episode 3. Seriously, a porno director could have done a better job.

Terrible directing, terrible script, terrible acting...hell even teh special effects weren't that special.

George Lucas. Cocksucker.

Farm Animal Friends

Rock on!!! Somebody flick a bic.

I Want One

Wierd, but cool.

And, really, its all about the cool after all.

Big Tent Realized At Last

Cool Art Derived From Kids' Art

My favorite is the 'Giant Evil Chomping Baseball'

Oh I Wish I Were An Auburn Tiger Cheater.

That is what I really want to be.
Cause if I were an Auburn Tiger cheater,
The SEC would be so proud of me.

Funny Walmart Story

Probably not true, of course, but funny nevertheless.

My Friend Dario

OK...Europeans....fucked up.

S'all I'm sayin'

You Touch My Tra La La

My Ding Ding Dong....


I got nuttin.

Swing Dancing

Yo.