Its a damn shame that we had the double-header on Sunday, cause I might have thought of this stuff if I had had time to think. Anyway, I thought this would be funny, and I'm writing it out in case I get a chance to use it at the ACC tourney. Basically, I'd do my own player announcement for the UVa team:
At catcher, Scott Headd
At first base, Pierre Latrine
At second, Frenchy Toilet (pronounced: twa-lay)
At short stop, Rafael LaVatory
At third base, Neville Watercloset
In left field, Ian Chamberpot
In center field, Thomas Crapper (history nerd reference) or Richard John
In Right field, Paul Portolet
And flushing out the roster for Virginia - although we don't remember adding him to the line-up last night - Steven Corn.
I slay me.
More for Mr Headd:
Hey Headd, why do you have an extra D on the end of your name? Is that the only way you'll ever have a chance of seeing a pair of D's up close?
Hey Headd, who's pitching for you tonight? Shoulders?
Hey Headd, if someone pats you on the head, do you feel it twice?
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