The Gnome is back in action this season, but off to a shakey start. He took the baseball team up to Auburn this weekend and the boys promptly lost the first game. But he rallied the troops and the Noles took the second game of the series. The final game of the series was cancelled because of cold weather, which really pissed off the Gnome who was totally amoped to take it to the Tigers for the series win. Witnesses reported hearing the Gnome say, 'I ain't got time to freeze,' which nobody really understood, cause he's ceramic.
It should be noted that this isn't the original Gnome, who is now retired and living comfortably mooching off of Shane Robinson's parents. So, in reality, this Gnome is like the second Darrin on Bewitched. The audience will only care for the first episode or two after the change and then get back to the more important business of staring at Elizabeth Montgomery's tits.
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